What should I do with these paintings?

So I realized that people still read my blog even after all these years. That's really exciting. So I will try to post from time to time. I have another design dilemma so I'm posting pictures of up for people to post their suggestions.

Help this Kitchen!

Songs of the Week

Haven't done it in a while:

"P.D.A." John Legend
"Signal Fire" Snow Patrol
"Young Folks" Peter, Bjorn and John

Old School
"Hello" Lionel Richie

My Dream Came True

I finally saw Conan in person and he was just as beautiful as I imagined. I don't have proof because cameras weren't allowed (well so I believed). But being in his presence was enough for me.

Next goal: Meet Jim.

Sooo Addicting: Boom Shine

This is the cutest computer game ever but also the most addicting

Think of Me...

In recent years, friends and family would forward pictures or links of these things that make them think of me. As Ginger would say, "You tend to make your taste well known." So what better place to post these thoughts of...I guess...me on my own blog. It warms my heart that you all think of me and I look forward to every email and instant message of randomness.

Here are a few to start off:
Submission by Bank


Submission by Ginger


Submission by Mike


Submission by Justin

Papa R.I.P.

The greatest grandfather in the world. He loved Britney Spears, Beer, Cigars, Sports, Sports Illustrated including SI Swimsuit Edition, Oprah, Soap Operas and Playboy.

Let's reflect back to on some of the memories that made him a legend:

Papa with Mom Grocery Shopping
Papa: #$@#*@#!
Cashier: Oh, does he have alzheimer's?
Mom: No, he's just mean

Papa playing with Alfie
Don't you bite me you big-eyed bastard.
Oh, you like to play rough, you ugly bastard.

Papa watching Britney Spears's HBO Concert
Aww, Shake it, that white girl sho knows how to move.

Mom mentions to Papa that I have lost a little weight
Mom: Did you see Angie, she lost some weight, can you tell?
Papa: No, not really.

Thanksgiving at Papa's

::Sister Brings Her New Puppy Braxton the Pekingnese::

Papa: Why in the hell you guys keep bringing these ugly face bastards, you guys sure know how to pick 'em. I hope you don't bring home no ugly ass men, the way y'all picking these damn dogs.

::Sees Alfie the Pug in His Shirt that Says "Bitches Love Me"::
Papa: That's what they use to say about me.

Conversations with Papa

Angie: Hey Papa, the Williams Sisters are going to have a reality show.
Papa: Really, when, what channel?
Angie: ABC Family next week.
Papa: Mmm, that Serena is a beautiful girl...shit, she's a brick house.

Watching Soap Operas
Papa: Man these women on these shows crack me up. They just go from one guy to the next.
Angie: That's what you do Papa.
Papa: But hell I don't put it on the TV screen for everyone else to see.
I think there is a blur of reality here.

At the end of these shows there's usually a cliffhanger
Papa: Shit, they always do that, keep me guessing. Now I have to reschedule therapy. These motherfuckin shows.

French Dressing
Mom: Ed (Papa) Stop buying so much dressing! Angie take some home.
Angie: Ok, I'll take home some French dressing, is that ok Papa?
Papa: Mm, I love some French women.
::Angie and Mom look at each other with confusion::
Papa: But my favorite woman was a Japanese woman.
Angie: Why didn't you marry her then?
Papa: Hell, I was married already.
::Angie and Mom shake heads::
Angie: You know this is going on the website.
Papa: Don't you dare put that on there, tell them that I love all women and that's the truth.
Angie and Mom: We know.

Father's Day visit with Papa

Woman walks by:
Papa: Well, hello!
::Lady does not respond::
Papa (to the woman): Well fuck you then. Ignorant mother fucker.
(to me) People don't even speak anymore.

I leave Alfie alone with Papa to get something:
::Alfie runs after me but the door closes::
Papa: She'll be right back you ugly bastard.

Papa's Response to Brit Brit's Pregnancy

Angie: Hey Papa, did you hear about your girl, Britney?
Papa: Yeah, I heard she's pregnant.
Angie: What do you have to say about that?
Papa: Oh, I'm sure sorry it wasn't me.
Angie: Ew Papa!
Papa: Haha, I sure would if I had the chance.
Angie: Ok Papa, I was just checking to see if you heard.
Papa: You know I'm going to keep up with my girl.

The Best Christmas Gift Ever!

Lisa made these awesome pillowcases for me for Christmas. She should sell these and make millions!